The Dumpings of News

I learned so much interesting stuff today, so I thought I'd dump it here and clear it out of my mind.

A man found a woman living in his closet in Japan. He found her by installing security cameras after he was noticing food was going missing. How crazy is that???

A woman gave birth to octuplets today, and they thought there was only seven. Surprise!!! Another one to send off to college!

So many companies are laying off workers. Por ejemplo: Sprint is laying off 8,000. Wow, Obama needs to fix this crisis ASAP! CNN says that 71,400 jobs were layed off today.

Mexico city cooked the world's largest cheesecake today, it weighed 3 tons.

Speaking of Mexico, with the drug wars taking place around Juarez, there was a man arrested for "melting" 300 bodies for a drug lord using acid.

I'm reading "I Am America: (And So Can You!)" by Stephen Colbert. Here's my quote for the day........
"Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay. See? I'm not pulling any punches. I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book down (Don't put this book down). Because this book is for America's Heroes. And who are the Heroes? The people who bought this book. That bears repeating. People who borrow this book are not Heroes. They are no better than the welfare queens mooching off the system like card-carrying library card-carriers. For the record, we're not offering this book to libraries. No free rides."